Did you chop down this tree?
Wow! Hot a what!

thegoddamnonceler:

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Thank you. I’m glad you noticed~

thegoddamnonceler:

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Doris?

Yes, Mr. Once-ler?

What’s my schedule look like today?

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You have a budget meeting at four, but until then your calendar is clear. Would you like me to add something, Sir?

No, actually. That’s perfect. Keep it clear. Hold my calls and deny visitors until my meeting. I have… very important work to do.

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[click, click, click]

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Heh.

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Fucking. Ikuya. All of them. I push all of the fucking buttons.

1: What’s your OCs favorite color?
Ummm… Ikuya likes greens a lot. Though I don’t think he has a favorite color.


2: Where does your OC work?
As a florist.


3: What’s your OCs favorite food?
RAMEN! Holy crap does he love that shit.


4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
Cloth, he likes using cloth bags he brings with him for shopping.


5: How old is your OC?
20 years? I think?


6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
Yeah, pokemon powers since he’s a pokemon.


7: Is your OC in a relationship?
No, though I have my ships.


8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
Good at dancing, motherly, and very forgiving.


9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
He has a fear of being touched, he’s got a bit of a temper, and hates bugs.


10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
A tank top and baggy as fuck pants.


11: What is your OCs spirit animal?
He’s more in-tune to plant life, but I’d guess something cat like since he’s always grumpy.


12: Is your OC sexually active?
Haha, nooooo.


13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
His earliest memory is his Dad standing with him on the beach, the two of them had been there the entire day. It was long and hard and the sun had been beating down on them, but it was a lot of fun. You see his Dad was trying to teach him how to hula dance better and Ikuya was determined to get everything perfect. He doesn’t remember much else of the day except how his father was so proud of him after they finished.


14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
No. He doesn’t know that many people or pokemon so he doesn’t have a need for one.


15: What makes your OC angry?
Things that scare him. Bug pokemon. Heights. Being intimidated by other guys. Bullies. Very tiny annoyances like water dripping. Ect.


16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
Summer, because it has the most sunlight. Though he doesn’t mind spring too much.


17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
He’s fairly good at swimming so he can hold his breath for a good minute or too.


18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
Boxers.


19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
It depends which one looks cooler, but most of the time he’d pick polka dots.


20: What’s your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
Anchovies, beef, and pineapple.


21: Who is your OCs best friend?
He’s never had a friend before he met Beau and Meli.


22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
Nooooooo. Haha omg no. Beat up a bit, yeah, but not actually kill.


23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
That he cares and he’s not a jerk? He’s not too much of a secret kind of guy.


24: What does your OC smell like?
Sweet peas, mostly. It gets too strong sometimes though so he’ll have to take a shower and find the strongest man gel he can to calm that shit down.

25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
Summer.

26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
Both. He’s a pokemon that is able to be human through technology.

27: What languages does your OC speak?
Only English.

28: Does your OC like anime?
Fuck yes.

29: Can your OC swim?
Yup. You gotta learn when you live by the ocean.

30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
Yeah, with a lawn mower. A tiny lawn mower. Tiniest of weed whackers.

31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
Fairy types? Yeah he’s known a few.

32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
Hahahah nooo.

33: Are your OCs parents dead?
Both his parents are alive and healthy.

34: Is your OC religious?
No, he believes in Arceus, but he doesn’t go praise it or anything.

35: How flexible is your OC?
So flexible. Like 10 whole flexibles. So much.

36: What turns your OC on?
It’s hard to say with him since he has a fear of being touched. Someone being careful with him and taking their time would usually turn him on. He just needs to be comfortable around them long enough to touch them. Otherwise music and dancing can pretty easily turn him on if done right. Lots a vanilla things too.

37: What was your OCs first word?
Mama.

38: Does your OC have any pets?
He started off having a slowpoke, but now I’m not sure since he’s a pokemon.

39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
BUGS. All bug types. Every single one of them.

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
Painted an alley way between a drug store and a bank by dipping his body in paint and break dancing. He got caught since the crew he was hanging out with turnt it up too loud.

41: What is your OCs motto about life?
Dance dance revolution.

42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
Neither, they both taste gross. Though he’ll drink tea because meh.

43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
A vileplume singer/dancer.

44: What color eyes does your OC have?
Deep dark blue.

45: Does your OC like reading?
Nope, that shits for nerds.

46: Is your OC loyal?
Very loyal and can be a mother hen.

47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
Not usually. He actually dislikes it and will try to avoid it if possible, but he’s not afraid to open a can of woop ass if he gotta, yo.

48: What social class is your OC from?
Lower middle class?

49: What country was your OC born in?
The orange archipelago.

50: Does your OC cry easily?
Nope.

51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
Rap, hip hop, dance, techno, ect.

52: How does your OC feel about insects?
HATES! GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT.

53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
Bisexual, demisexual.

54: Does your OC smoke?
No.

55: What gender is your OC?
Male.

56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
A coat that looks like a bellossoms petals, tank top, baggy ass pants ass, and shoes that are easy to move in.

57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
Yeah, he traveled all the way from the orange islands to unova.

58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
Extrovert, though introverted when he is touched or scared.

59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
That he got green hair and flowers on his head sometimes.

60: Does your OC enjoy nature?
So much. He is fucking nature.

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

bexwithspexs:

jisuk:

Two pairs of glasses fuck you.

I know his pain